We asked Liverpool to make us laugh and this is what they said

No-one can tell a joke quite like a Scouser and people from Liverpool after often known for having a brilliant sense of humour.

Being in the middle of a second lockdown we wanted to put a smile on our faces, so we called on some of the funniest people we know, the ECHO readers.

On the ECHO Facebook page, we asked followers to make us laugh with their best joke – and they did not disappoint.

We received more than 730 replies including jokes that can be viewed on our Facebook page.

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Here are 16 of the funniest jokes that we received from readers yesterday:

Gary Mahoney said: “I'd tell you a joke about butter but i'm afraid you'd spread it!”

Phil Schofield joked: “I said to my girlfriend, "I saw a woman with her breasts out on the bus feeding her son."

She said, "It's natural."

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"Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him crisps.".

Steven Gracie said: “My Mum laughed when I said I was building a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.”

Mike Brabin added: “A piece of motorway tarmac walks into a pub while having a drink he tell the barman how hard he is 'I'm hard.. I have cars and trucks drive on me all day and night… I'm not scared of anything'…

Next thing a red piece of tarmac comes in the bar and the motorway tarmac runs to the toilet and locks the door… spying through the keyhole watching the red piece of tarmac finish his drink and leave….

As the motorway tarmac exits the toilet the barman confronts him and says…'what was that about? So much for being hard and not scared of anything!'

To which the motorway tarmac replied ' I am hard but you don't understand… he's a cycle path'”

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Mickey Cee commented: “What did one tomato say to the other? You run along and I’ll ketchup”

Sean McDonald said: “Crime in multi-story carparks is wrong on so many levels”

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Karl Watling said: “A jockey fell off a horse, he is in a stable condition."

Paul Kavanagh shared his joke: “Remember when plastic surgery was taboo ?,Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

Andrea McNally added: “I can't stand moaning people who have nowt to moan about.

Friend of mine recovering from serious car accident where she lost both legs and had speech therapy as she lost her voice due to shock. Did she make a song and dance about it? Did she feck.”

Gary Ellison wrote: “I've just been kicked out of the flat earth believers society….I only asked if social distancing had sent anybody over the edge yet.”

Kevin Tyrrell commented: “Did you hear about the carrot that died apparently there was a big turnip at his funeral”

Michael Roake joked: “I just got back from my friends funeral after he’d died from being hit by a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.”

Albertto Michael said :”Saw a boss documentary on turtles last night, so went to buy a book on them today.

Went in to waterstones, asks the fella " got a book on turtles mate"

"Hardback "? He said

"Yeah, and little eads"

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Stephen Rowe said: “Got two fish for the kids, called them one and two – kids said why did you call them that. Well kids if one dies, you’ve still got TWO”

Kenny Lockhart added: ”I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it… …to make hens meet.”

Suzy Flynn commented a joke from Tynalela age 9, she said :”What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us something smells.”

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